Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s government: ‘There’s just so much lying and stealing’ The Guardian
(read)   Trump claims he’s reached a deal with Putin to buy Russian diesel MSNBC
(read)   The real meaning behind Trump saying ‘Let them take out Los Angeles’ MSNBC
(read)   JD Vance tried to define ‘socialism.’ It did not go well. MSNBC
(read)   Ahead of the midterms, Trump isn’t even being subtle about politicizing disaster aid MSNBC
(read)   Ex-GOP strategist reacts to Trump trying to clarify comments on LA and San Diego: 'Just lunacy!' MSNBC
(read)   Chris Murphy Learns About Hegseth's Execution Plans Live Huffington Post
(read)   TV Legend Finds 1 Sly Way To Troll Trump — And It Aired On CBS Huffington Post
(read)   Carville To Guilfoyle: 'How Many Times Do I Gotta Tell You How To Be A Strumpet?' Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Says You're The Enemy If You Don't Use His New Preferred Term Huffington Post
(read)   'F**k That Bitch': Jennifer Lawrence Forced To Apologize To A Kardashian Over 'Annoying' Comment Huffington Post
(read)   JD Vance Was Asked To Define Socialism, And It Did Not Go Well Huffington Post
(read)   'We All Taste Like Chicken': GOP Senator Gives Bizarre Statement About Racism Huffington Post
(read)   Dr. Oz Rages At Reporter In Heated Interview Huffington Post
(read)   Pete Hegseth Wants You To Watch The U.S. Government Execute A Man By Firing Squad Huffington Post
(read)   'His Own Cones Hotline': Burnham Ridiculed Over Offer To Help With Soaring Fuel Prices Huffington Post

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