Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’ The Guardian
(read)   New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy The Guardian
(read)   Barking mad: why would someone spend £28,000 on a home spa for their dog? The Guardian
(read)   Trump: Iran Will 'Pay Many Times Over' for Deaths of US Troops NEWSMAX
(read)   Is Hollywood Backing Off Pleasing LGBTQ Lobbyists? NEWSMAX
(read)   Journey's Jonathan Cain Tells Bruce Springsteen: 'Shut Up' About Trump NEWSMAX
(read)   'Unhinged': Jacob Soboroff asks Americans about Trump’s 2020 obsession MSNBC
(read)   United Airlines employee threatens to call ICE on Bay Area family at SFO NBC News
(read)   RFK Jr. Under Fire For Cuts To Cyclosporiasis Monitoring Huffington Post
(read)   Darrell Issa: Paul Pelosi To Blame For 2022 Hammer Attack Huffington Post
(read)   Kash Patel Criticized For Patting Himself On The Back Over 'ZERO' Major Security Incidents At World Cup Huffington Post
(read)   ‘You F**king Suck’: Dana White Beats The Crap Out Of World Cup Production Team Huffington Post
(read)   Fox World Cup Announcer Commits Massive Celebrity Boner Huffington Post
(read)   ‘It May Be Gay, It May Not Be Gay’: Hunter Biden Calls Ted Cruz ‘Really Kinky’ In Wild Interview Huffington Post
(read)   ‘What The F**k Are You Talking About?’: MTG Explodes On Hegseth Over Reaction To U.S. Troops Killed In Iranian Strikes Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Frames World Cup As A U.S. Victory As He Prepares To Present Trophy To Winning Team Huffington Post
(read)   Critics Rip ‘Narcissist’ Trump For Crashing World Cup Trophy Moment Huffington Post
(read)   Boris Johnson Claims Trump Could 'Be The Guy' To Pressure Putin And End Ukraine War Huffington Post
(read)   Sophie Cunningham acted like an adult this weekend while Angel Reese pandered, red-hot Red Sox & Cubs SMACK! Fox News
(read)   Barabak: Voodoo, exorcism and a killer at age 7. Meet Colorado's Republican nominee for governor LA Times

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