Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s government: ‘There’s just so much lying and stealing’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump claims he’s reached a deal with Putin to buy Russian diesel | MSNBC |
| (read) The real meaning behind Trump saying ‘Let them take out Los Angeles’ | MSNBC |
| (read) JD Vance tried to define ‘socialism.’ It did not go well. | MSNBC |
| (read) Ahead of the midterms, Trump isn’t even being subtle about politicizing disaster aid | MSNBC |
| (read) Ex-GOP strategist reacts to Trump trying to clarify comments on LA and San Diego: 'Just lunacy!' | MSNBC |
| (read) Chris Murphy Learns About Hegseth's Execution Plans Live | Huffington Post |
| (read) TV Legend Finds 1 Sly Way To Troll Trump — And It Aired On CBS | Huffington Post |
| (read) Carville To Guilfoyle: 'How Many Times Do I Gotta Tell You How To Be A Strumpet?' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Says You're The Enemy If You Don't Use His New Preferred Term | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'F**k That Bitch': Jennifer Lawrence Forced To Apologize To A Kardashian Over 'Annoying' Comment | Huffington Post |
| (read) JD Vance Was Asked To Define Socialism, And It Did Not Go Well | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'We All Taste Like Chicken': GOP Senator Gives Bizarre Statement About Racism | Huffington Post |
| (read) Dr. Oz Rages At Reporter In Heated Interview | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pete Hegseth Wants You To Watch The U.S. Government Execute A Man By Firing Squad | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'His Own Cones Hotline': Burnham Ridiculed Over Offer To Help With Soaring Fuel Prices | Huffington Post |
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