Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Kimmel on Trump: his approval numbers ‘like his testicles have sunk to an all-time low’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Team Trump’s latest no-bid contract: $5 million to coat horse statues in gold | MSNBC |
| (read) The simple detail Bessent struggles to grasp about putting Trump’s face on a $250 bill | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Accuses Jill Biden Of Not Doing What 'Any Good Wife Would Do’ In 2024 Debate | Huffington Post |
| (read) Look At This Tacky UFC Cage Being Built For Birthday Boy Donald Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'F**k You!': Punk Icon Shreds MAGA Audience Members, 'P.O.S.' Trump In Onstage Takedown | Huffington Post |
| (read) Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Interview With A GOP Front-Runner In Colorado | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'No One Voted For This!' Trump's Latest Revenge Plot Dumbfounds 'The View' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Republican Rep. Bryan Steil Takes Credit For Funding He Voted Against | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Proposed $250 Bill Brutally Ridiculed On Social Media | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Host Rips Katie Miller’s Claim Of ‘Violent’ Democratic Tweet With Truly Nasty GOP Posts | Huffington Post |
| (read) She waited for a soulmate who never showed up: ChatGPT users detail AI delusions | CBS News |
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