Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   Autistic children injected with unapproved stem cell treatments supported by RFK Jr The Guardian
(read)   Behind the scenes at OpenAI HQ: the Stephen Collins cartoon The Guardian
(read)   Trump adds a bizarre twist to his baseless California election conspiracy theory MSNBC
(read)   Authorities investigate ‘86 47’ marking on National Mall lawn MSNBC
(read)   Still struggling with pop culture, Trump whiffs on point of ‘West Wing’ clip MSNBC
(read)   Hoping to persuade the gullible, Trump vows to share proof of 2020 conspiracy theories MSNBC
(read)   Trump threatens to seize Iran’s key oil hub, Kharg Island MSNBC
(read)   Laura Loomer said U.S. may ‘need another 9 MSNBC
(read)   Woman rescued at Olive Garden after man forced her into ‘satanic ritual’ and held her hostage, police say NBC News
(read)   Trump’s UFC matches are unprecedented, but sports at the White House aren’t NBC News
(read)   RFK Jr. Fumes At New York Times Reporter Over Damning Article Huffington Post
(read)   Donald Trump’s Welcome To The World Cup Video Goes Off The Rails In ‘Tonight Show’ Bit Huffington Post
(read)   Trump-Allied FIFA Chief Has Bizarre 'Just Chill, Relax' Response To World Cup Controversy Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Flips Out On Jamie Raskin In Latest Social Media Meltdown Huffington Post
(read)   Fox World Cup Analyst Calls Trump 'The Soccer President' Huffington Post
(read)   Authorities Investigate Huge '8647' Marking On Grounds Of National Mall In Washington Huffington Post
(read)   'You Said It All The F**king Time': Seth Meyers Exposes Trump's Latest Rewrite Of History Huffington Post
(read)   Desi Lydic Examines Trump's 22-Specialist Checkup And Her Prognosis Is 'Baaad' Huffington Post
(read)   Marco Rubio Raises Eyebrows By Comparing UFC To Moon Landing Huffington Post
(read)   Right-Wing Pastor Fumes Over Obama’s ‘Anti-Christian’ Presidential Library: ‘Downright Diabolical’ Huffington Post
(read)   Major Outlet Rips 'Hateful And Greedy' Host Country In World Cup Editorial Huffington Post
(read)   Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams 'Traitor' Trump Over Epstein Files 'Cover Up' Huffington Post
(read)   Marco Rubio Bizarrely Claims Trump’s White House UFC Fight Is A ‘Gift To The American People’ Huffington Post
(read)   Shakira body double conspiracy goes viral after World Cup performance, Joba is back & world's biggest pizza Fox News
(read)   Former Alabama QB AJ McCarron goes absolutely berserk on his UFL team during furious halftime rant Fox News
(read)   Late Night Prepares for Trump’s U.F.C. Birthday Fight at the White House New York Times
(read)   Why the economics make this the craziest World Cup ever BBC

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