Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) The Trump administration is playing accounting games with dead US troops | CNN |
| (read) Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump reportedly pushing RFK Jr to cut vaccines more aggressively | The Guardian |
| (read) Jon Stewart on Trump’s comedy routine: ‘Normally I’d say don’t quit your day job but in this case …’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Javier Milei accuses US Democrats of financing ‘anti-Argentina campaign’ at World Cup | The Guardian |
| (read) ‘She wasn’t acting, she wanted to live it’: how a fake pregnancy resulted in the wildest true crime film of the year | The Guardian |
| (read) It Takes a Family & a Team — Not a Village Idiot | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Jim Jordan's criminal referral of Jack Smith has a glaring flaw | MSNBC |
| (read) On questions about depleted munitions, Team Trump struggles to keep its story straight | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump tried to make an example of Rosie O’Donnell. It backfired. | MSNBC |
| (read) As the midterms approach, Trump is still trying to pretend he has a healthcare ‘plan’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Maddow flags the weirdest candidates 99 days from midterms | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says he’ll ask Putin about Russia’s role in assisting Iran during U.S. war | MSNBC |
| (read) Dad fatally shot his wife and 6 kids before setting their Michigan home on fire and killing himself, authorities say | NBC News |
| (read) Sen. John Kennedy's Doofus Metaphor For Trump's Strikes On Iran Doesn't Cut It | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Launches A Nice Penis Joke At Trump Over Iran War | Huffington Post |
| (read) Georgia High School Shooter Discussed Online Notoriety With Mother Afterwards | Huffington Post |
| (read) My Ex Killed Our Children And Himself During A Court-Mandated Visit. That Tragedy Was Entirely Preventable. | Huffington Post |
| (read) This $15 Antifungal Body Wash Is Getting People SO Clean — But Don't Read The Reviews While You're Eating | Huffington Post |
| (read) The Best Foods To Put Slap Ya Mama On | Huffington Post |
| (read) Wisconsin brewery that offered 'free beer' when Trump dies says alcohol permit revoked | Fox News |
| (read) Iowa woman with a prior conviction under her belt arrested for OWI on lawn mower | Fox News |
| (read) ESPN’s favorite insider accidentally explained why most Americans don’t trust the media | Fox News |
| (read) ‘You Aren’t Going to Like What Comes After America’ | New York Times |
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