Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Donald Trump hijacked America’s 250 and turned it into a ‘theatre of the absurd’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Pauline Hanson will not go away! Is she up or down in the polls? Or both?! | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump eyes 47 trees in Lafayette Square to advance his self-glorification agenda | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump inches closer to D.C. takeover in response to city’s likely next mayor | MSNBC |
| (read) Alleged UFC plotters posted a ‘terminally online Mad Libs’ of grievances | NBC News |
| (read) ‘I Heard That You Like Gay Porn’: Thomas Massie Erupts At Reporter In Heated Confrontation | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump Threatens To Wipe Iran Off The Map After Ceasefire Breaks Down | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tattoo shop doubles down with anti-military discount after refusing veterans, law enforcement | Fox News |
| (read) Bill Maher's dire midterm election warning to Dems after 'really crazy' socialists win primaries | Fox News |
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