Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Jon Stewart on Trump’s visit with Xi: ‘All you came back with was his Instagram?’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Iran Lawmakers Push $58 Million Bounty on Trump | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump reportedly eyes new helipad as his list of distractions grows even longer | MSNBC |
| (read) House Democratic leaders condemn Texas candidate for antisemitic comments | NBC News |
| (read) Trump Shrugs Off Soaring Gas Prices As 'Peanuts' Amid Iran War | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jeanine Pirro Apparently Doesn’t Know About Trump's $1.8B J6 Slush Fund | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Toys With Bombing The Crap Out Of Earth In Wild Truth Social Post Spree | Huffington Post |
| (read) Texas Democrat Maureen Galindo faces backlash for pledging to imprison 'American Zionists' at ICE facility | Fox News |
| (read) Man plays musical DWI chairs with his friend after showing up drunk to pick them up from DWI arrest | Fox News |
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