Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) From Run Nation to Power Slap: what is leading the dumbing down of sports? | The Guardian |
| (read) Dab some coal dust on your face and put on your hi-vis, it’s time to manifest hyper-Australia! | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) Now Candace Owens is trying to link Erika Kirk to Jeffrey Epstein | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump pushes a misguided boast about his failed efforts to create U.S. jobs | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump and his allies pitch a new idea: Maybe higher gas prices aren’t ‘bad news’ | MSNBC |
| (read) In second week of the Iran war, the White House emphasizes ‘fun’ and meme videos | MSNBC |
| (read) Seth Meyers Gives Terrible Excuse For Trump's ‘Oatmeal’ Brain War Terminology | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Reveals How 'Operation Epic Fury' Got Its Name — And It's Pretty Ridiculous | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Reveals How 'Operation Epic Fury' Got Its Name — And It's More Ridiculous Than You Think | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hegseth Claims Strait Of Hormuz 'Is Open' And Doesn't 'Worry' About It | Huffington Post |
| (read) White House Turns Iran War Into Nintendo Wii Game In Gross New Propaganda Clip | Huffington Post |
| (read) Cost Of Oil Goes Up But Trump Insists 'Prices Are Coming Down' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Contributor: What a U.S. victory would look like in the Iran war | LA Times |
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