Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) What an airline passenger encounters when they try to storm a cockpit | CNN |
| (read) Trump: U.S. will hit Iran ‘VERY HARD TONIGHT’ | One America News |
| (read) Trial begins for man accused of starting Palisades fire, plotting ‘revenge against society’ | One America News |
| (read) Welcome to Trump’s World Cup, a depressingly angry version of football uniting the planet | The Guardian |
| (read) Middle East crisis live: Trump threatens ‘very hard’ attack on Iran tonight and says US will seize Kharg island | The Guardian |
| (read) Mehdi Hasan on Donald Trump’s big, beautiful birthday – podcast | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump threatens to strike Iran ‘very hard, tonight’ and to take Kharg Island | The Guardian |
| (read) First Thing: US and Iran trade fire after Trump threatens Tehran over stalled talks | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump's remark about Stephen A. Smith’s IQ deserves condemnation | MSNBC |
| (read) James Comer spews racism, citing fraud in ‘minority communities’ | MSNBC |
| (read) To build his ‘triumphal’ arch, Trump envisions 20 hours per day of construction | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump cites Biden, Obama, Beyoncé and Elton John in defense of UFC 250 event | MSNBC |
| (read) Why Trump is the wrong messenger to make the case against Maine’s Platner | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump-appointed federal prosecutor seeks public help on election conspiracy theories | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says ‘I love the inflation’ as annual rate jumps to a 3-year high | NBC News |
| (read) Trump’s UFC matches are unprecedented, but sports at the White House aren’t | NBC News |
| (read) White House’s New Knicks-Related Royal Title For Trump Sparks Instant Revolt | Huffington Post |
| (read) Major Outlet Rips 'Hateful And Greedy' Host Country In World Cup Editorial | Huffington Post |
| (read) British Magazine Perfectly Skewers Trump’s Ego With New World Cup Cover | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams 'Traitor' Trump Over Epstein Files 'Cover Up' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump-Allied FIFA Chief Has Bizarre 'Just Chill, Relax' Response To World Cup Controversy | Huffington Post |
| (read) Desi Lydic Says A 'Tramp Stamp' Might Be More Fitting For Trump's Latest Obsession | Huffington Post |
| (read) $60M And 7 Federal Agencies Required To Stage Trump's UFC Fight At White House | Huffington Post |
| (read) My Boyfriend And I Were Secretly Having Phone Sex. One Day He Made A Threat I Never Saw Coming. | Huffington Post |
| (read) Desi Lydic Crushes Trump For Ridiculous Claim He Made After NBA Finals Appearance | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Shrugs Off High Prices Amid Iran War and Says ‘I Love the Inflation’ | New York Times |
| (read) Desi Lydic Does a Spit Take at the Price of Trump’s Gold Coin | New York Times |
| (read) Trump vows to hit Iran 'very hard tonight' and later take over its oil and gas sectors | NPR |
| (read) Trump says 'I love the inflation' as US prices rise at fastest rate in three years | BBC |
| (read) Watch: Historic US-Canada border library gets new Quebec-only entrance | BBC |
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