Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Perez Hilton hospitalized after his fans called the police CNN
(read)   Perez Hilton hospitalised after livestreaming self-harm on Tiktok The Guardian
(read)   Let’s call Trump’s approach to Iran what it is: kindergarten diplomacy | Moustafa Bayoumi The Guardian
(read)   ‘I put a raging dent in Neil Young’s forehead!’ Tim Pope on his riotous videos for the Cure, Bowie, Queen, Soft Cell and more The Guardian
(read)   Every Jetstar flight is a rabid fight for survival. What’s one more humiliating ritual for the masses? The Guardian
(read)   Trump is whining about Big Oil executives’ profits from Iran war MSNBC
(read)   ‘She choked’: Trump rages against Pirro, but she’s not the only target MSNBC
(read)   Perez Hilton hospitalized after reports he livestreamed self-harm, sheriff’s officials say NBC News
(read)   4 stabbed in central London in what police believe was a mental health incident NBC News
(read)   RFK Jr. Admits He Will 'Literally Eat Anything' And He Has No 'Gag Reflex' Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Epic Fail’: Dan Bongino’s Fox News Rant Quickly Turns Into A Devastating Self-Own Huffington Post
(read)   Critics Rip Trump Over ‘Disgusting’ Rant On 1 Thing Blue Cities ‘Have In Common’ Huffington Post
(read)   'What The Hell': Critics Are Furious With Trump Over This 'Comic Book Level Evil' Move Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Completely Full Of S**t’: Ex-GOP Strategist Flames Rubio’s Promise To Vance Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Flunks Reality With His ‘A+’ Grade Claim Huffington Post
(read)   Ted Cruz Revives Classic 'Crazy' GOP Talking Point In Unhinged Fox News Rant Huffington Post
(read)   My Mother Was A Cult Leader. At Her Funeral, One Of Her Followers Put A Curse On Me. Huffington Post
(read)   Bigfoot hunter suggests there's a conspiracy after Cornell University denies conducting DNA tests on remains Fox News
(read)   Lobga Rangzen, the Tibetan Activist Who Set Himself on Fire in Manhattan New York Times
(read)   Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After Appearing to Harm Himself on Livestream New York Times
(read)   Perez Hilton recovering in hospital after reports he self-harmed during livestream BBC

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