Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Hegseth denies Iran war is ‘quagmire’ as cost to US hits estimated $25bn | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump hosts crew of historic Artemis mission: ‘I would have had no trouble making it’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel on the Trump administration: ‘They’ve hit peak ridiculous’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump: Iran 'Choking Like a Stuffed Pig' as Blockade Continues | NEWSMAX |
| (read) James Comey Surrenders After '86-47' Indictment | NEWSMAX |
| (read) 'General Hospital' Star Kirsten Storms' Ex Granted Restraining Order | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Prominent MAGA lawyer outrageously links would-be Trump assassin to Obama | MSNBC |
| (read) RFK Jr. said these Black kids should be ’reparented.’ And then half apologized | MSNBC |
| (read) Before he allegedly tried to kill Trump, Cole Tomas Allen aired frustration with nonviolent protest | MSNBC |
| (read) The correspondents dinner shooting was the latest sign American civic life is fraying | MSNBC |
| (read) James Comey’s ‘8647’ indictment is a threat — but not to Trump | MSNBC |
| (read) Laura Ingraham Flat-Out Asked Katie Miller About People Saying Stephen Miller Used Her As ‘Human Shield’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Wild Claim About His Ability To Be An Astronaut Is Turning Heads | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Praises NASA Official's 'Beautiful Ears' And 'Super Hearing' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Chris Hayes Nails How Trump's 'Mad King Behavior' Is A Distraction From 1 'Enormous' Thing | Huffington Post |
| (read) The Trump White House's Latest Troll Post Is A Real Doozy | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Didn't Know About SCOTUS Ruling Because He Was Busy With His Ballroom | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Daily Show' Offers Hot Take On Trump's Mental State That Would Explain Quite A Bit | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump Claims King Charles 'Agrees With Me' Over War In Iran | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Claims King Charles 'Would Probably Have Helped' America In Iran | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hegseth Cites Falsehood to Defend His Firing of Senior Officers | New York Times |
| (read) Mirror selfie released of suspect allegedly gearing up for correspondents' dinner shooting | CBS News |
| (read) Comey surrenders over charge of threatening Trump's life in Instagram post | BBC |
| (read) US singer D4vd bought tools online to dispose of girl's body, prosecutors allege | BBC |
| (read) Kim Jong Un praises troops who 'self-blasted' to avoid capture by Ukraine | BBC |
| (read) 'Numbskull, moron and too stupid': Trump and Powell's biggest clashes | BBC |
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