Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) An Amputation Obsession: the Monster and the Surgeon review – an engrossing story, if you can stomach it | The Guardian |
| (read) Rubio, Bessent stayed behind as Trump secretly switched planes over alleged Iran threat | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump’s favorite economic talking point doesn’t mean what he thinks it means | MSNBC |
| (read) On the Strait of Hormuz, Trump increasingly prefers made-up boasts to reality | MSNBC |
| (read) Mehmet Oz and RFK Jr. are cutting life-saving funding for trans youth care | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘Detonate that East Wing; just tear it down’: Critic says Democrats should raze Trump’s ballroom | MSNBC |
| (read) MAGA Influencer Reacts To 1 Hilariously Bonkers Theory About Her Viral Oval Office Appearance | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ken Paxton Gets Knocked On His Butt By Blunt Question At Town Hall | Huffington Post |
| (read) TV Hosts Chuckle At Toilet Humor Targeting Mike Lindell | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marco Rubio Has Sour Response To RFK Jr.'s 'Crazy' Sauerkraut Diet | Huffington Post |
| (read) Lindsay Clancy And Postpartum Psychosis, Explained | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Recent Post About Abdul El-Sayed Was Very Telling | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jon Stewart Has 1 Question About Trump's Big Plane Switcheroo | Huffington Post |
| (read) Minnesota Man Kills Wife And Daughter At Daycare After Killing Another Relative | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mike Rogers Makes Bonkers Claims About Abdul El-Sayed In Fox News Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Exclusive: Count Binface Says He Is 'Bin It To Win It' In By-Election Fight With Farage | Huffington Post |
| (read) Reform UK Suspends Councillor Who Said John Bercow Should Be Hanged | Huffington Post |
| (read) Doja Cat Has Choice Words For Tyga After His 'AI Album' Admission: 'He Is A Penis' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Late Night Ribs Trump for Leaving Staff Behind on Air Force One | New York Times |
| (read) ICE plans to equip agents with gloves that can deliver electric shocks | BBC |
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