Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Trump says US ‘couldn’t build a plane like this’ as Qatari-gifted Air Force One embarks on inaugural flight CNN
(read)   Kentucky pastor defends viral video showing mock firing squad in front of children NBC News
(read)   Trump Accuses Republican Senator Who Opposed Him Of Having ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Huffington Post
(read)   Jesse Watters Asks RFK Jr. About Alleged Raccoon Penis Story Huffington Post
(read)   Stephen Miller Presents Insane Solution For Dealing With 'Birth Tourism' Huffington Post
(read)   Ex-Trump Attorney Spots 'Greatest Onslaught Of Corruption In The History Of Mankind' Huffington Post
(read)   White House Tries To Troll Hillary Clinton And Critics Turn The Tables Huffington Post
(read)   Critics Blast MAGA Lawmaker's Outrageous New Bill To Ban Pregnant Tourists Huffington Post
(read)   Mike Johnson's 'Save America Act' Plan Backfires Huffington Post
(read)   Director Speaks Out After Armie Hammer's Ultra-Violent Film Gets Unexpected MAGA Boost Huffington Post
(read)   GOP Senator Calls Justice Thomas 'Greatest Living Human Being' Huffington Post
(read)   The Internet Is Not Sure If RFK Jr. Knows WWE Isn't Real Huffington Post
(read)   Lauren Boebert Scorns Tom Kean's Long-Term Absence: 'Depression Comes With' The Job Huffington Post
(read)   Haley Cavinder is a happy wife on bikini honeymoon in the Bahamas, Giusy Meloni has soccer news & theme parks Fox News
(read)   Is Kidmaxxing the Ultimate Status Symbol for Ultimate Wealth? New York Times

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