Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   Seth Meyers on Trump at the World Cup: ‘They’re going to have to sage the stadium’ The Guardian
(read)   Football, golf … behold the future of world sport: Donald Trump as referee-in-chief | Marina Hyde The Guardian
(read)   Richard Dadd review – can his mental illness help explain these arresting, bizarre images? The Guardian
(read)   Trump: Blue State 'Ghettos' Loom as Wealth Flees NEWSMAX
(read)   Jelly Roll's Daughter: Reason for His Divorce Will Make the Internet 'Crumble' NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump’s White House is spending money like drunken socialists MSNBC
(read)   Father, son charged with kidnapping 2 U.S. Forest Service biologists at gunpoint NBC News
(read)   Kash Patel Criticized For Patting Himself On The Back Over 'ZERO' Major Security Incidents At World Cup Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Lashes Out At Female Reporter Asking ‘What’s The Plan?’ In Iran Huffington Post
(read)   Artist Is Mad Most People Want To Do 1 Gross Thing To His Life-Size $100k Charlie Kirk Statue Huffington Post
(read)   Meghan McCain Calls Political Foe 'Brilliant' — And A Huge 'F**king Problem' For The GOP Huffington Post
(read)   Greg Gutfeld Says All He's Thinking About Is AOC's Behind Huffington Post
(read)   White House Comms Chief Responds To Richard Gere's Trump Takedown With An Ultra Weird Claim Huffington Post
(read)   Conservative Australian Lawmaker Loses It With A Dog During Live TV Interview Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Official Makes Bonkers Claim About President's Energy Policy As Gas Prices Rise Huffington Post
(read)   Darrell Issa: Paul Pelosi To Blame For 2022 Hammer Attack Huffington Post
(read)   RFK Jr. Under Fire For Cuts To Cyclosporiasis Monitoring Huffington Post
(read)   A Stinky Groin And Butt Crack Is No Match For This Body Deodorant Huffington Post
(read)   WATCH: Smithsonian history museum director stumbles over basic questions on sex: ‘I’m not sure’ Fox News
(read)   Call the Veep, Agent Mulder! New York Times
(read)   Trump, Netanyahu and Putin Have All Blundered Into Dead-End Wars New York Times
(read)   Trump says U.S. will bomb Pickaxe Mountain, a suspected hub of Iranian nuclear activity LA Times
(read)   'Anti-ICE' army veteran started fire outside Manhattan federal building, say officials BBC

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