Today's Dumbfuckery

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(read)   Iran Declares 'Superpower' Status After Defeating 'Two Nuclear Powers' NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump Blasts Iran Deal Critics as 'Fools' NEWSMAX
(read)   Susan Collins had four years to prepare for this question — and botched the answer MSNBC
(read)   The Onion says it will sidestep courts to launch Infowars and pay Sandy Hook families MSNBC
(read)   Trump praises Putin’s neutrality on Iran, despite the obvious lack of neutrality MSNBC
(read)   Trump plans for possible failure of Iran deal: ‘If it doesn’t work out, I’m blaming JD’ MSNBC
(read)   Lawrence: Trump chose to play Obama's game and lost badly. MSNBC
(read)   Hegseth lashes out at NATO allies and announces a review of U.S. forces in Europe NBC News
(read)   Trump Admin Honors Teddy Roosevelt With A Motivational Poster. Historians Say It Has An 'Inexcusable' Misquote. Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Uses Question About EU Allies To Praise Himself Huffington Post
(read)   James Carville Explains His Wild Trump Prediction Isn’t Just ‘Provocative’ Huffington Post
(read)   Jesse Watters Gets Instant Fact-Check On Live TV After Sexist Rant About Hillary Clinton Huffington Post
(read)   'The Pitt' Star Says Famous Ex-Husband's Ghost Haunted Her 'In Ways That Were Scary' Huffington Post
(read)   Mike Pence Just Compared Trump’s Iran Deal To Negotiating With Nazis, Lawrence O’Donnell Says Huffington Post
(read)   Seth Meyers Crushes Fox News For Absurd Reflecting Pool Segment Huffington Post
(read)   This Painfully Awkward Photo Of Donald Trump With World Leaders Is Going Viral, And I Cannot Look Away Huffington Post
(read)   People Compare Obama Library Act With Freedom 250 Fail Huffington Post
(read)   This Is How Things Are Going At The Reflecting Pool Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Sabotages Senate Plans To Replace Loyalist As Spy Chief Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Administration Claims It Made The Reflecting Pool Blue. See For Yourself! Huffington Post
(read)   Jordan Klepper Nails Trump's Latest Insult For Possibly Skipping Key Moment Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Drops Profanity About Obama During Iran Deal Meltdown Huffington Post
(read)   Minor league baseball manager launches first base into orbit during epic meltdown after getting tossed Fox News
(read)   Hegseth announces in Brussels a review of U.S. forces in Europe, and a 'NATO 3.0' NPR
(read)   An inside look at President Trump's campaign to acquire Greenland NPR
(read)   Nigerian man jailed for storing human faeces outside his home BBC

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