Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump further muddies Blanche negotiations, saying he wishes ‘anti-weaponization’ fund weren’t dead | CNN |
| (read) How to explain the complex emotional backlash that started soccer’s global war | CNN |
| (read) Seth Meyers on Trump’s unpopularity: ‘Madam Web has a higher audience rating’ | The Guardian |
| (read) The dead doctor and a dicey diet: how a ban made a hero of Egypt’s rogue medic | The Guardian |
| (read) Back in HG Wells’ time machine: the Stephen Collins cartoon | The Guardian |
| (read) Digested week: As wildfires rage, should I buy a helicopter or marry a guy with a bunker? | The Guardian |
| (read) State Department’s map at AIDS conference mislabels countries in Africa | MSNBC |
| (read) RFK Jr. finds time to launch a celebrity cooking show, despite pressing policy challenges | MSNBC |
| (read) Jay Clayton still hasn't taken office as DNI, leaving Senate Dems worried | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Posts 254-Word Morning Tirade Over Republican Going Against Todd Blanche And Slush Fund | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hunter Biden Savages Trump, Democratic Leaders In NSFW Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Oops! State Dept. Mislabels Every Country On A Map Of Africa At Global Conference | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ex-Trump Aide Reveals What’s Driving White House Advisers Crazy Right Now | Huffington Post |
| (read) Joe Scarborough: GOP’s 'Clown Show' At Fauci Hearing Is Preventing THIS From Happening | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Threatens To Withdraw His AG Nominee Until 2 GOP Senators Are Gone | Huffington Post |
| (read) Internet erupts over report that Platner's replacement in key Senate race fathered children with second cousin | Fox News |
| (read) Trump rejects Iran blame for Minnesota cyberattack, points finger at 'corrupt' political foe | Fox News |
| (read) L.A. gas prices are crazy again. Here's how to find the few pumps that are slightly more sane | LA Times |
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