Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Analysis: What is the deal with these strange deepfake Trump memes? | CNN |
| (read) Jarren Duran directs obscene gesture toward fan at Minnesota and says fan told him to kill himself | One America News |
| (read) RFK Jr once cut penis off ‘road-killed raccoon’ in New York, new book reveals | The Guardian |
| (read) Kimmel on Trump’s AI images: ‘Someone’s been looksmaxxing!’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Teleportation, aliens and cancer-busting soda - it’s not just Trump going cuckoo, his officials are too | Arwa Mahdawi | The Guardian |
| (read) Word up – this is the best put-down of all | The Guardian |
| (read) Thursday news quiz: Trump is unwise, an emperor dies and a €1m raffle prize | The Guardian |
| (read) Tulsi Gabbard impresses her audience of one with another indefensible abuse | MSNBC |
| (read) Mehmet Oz says Trump told him that diet soda might help kill cancer cells | MSNBC |
| (read) As his war with Iran rages on, Trump is acting like a madman | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: Trump says ‘nobody has ever ended one war.’ Is that the stupidity or insanity speaking? | MSNBC |
| (read) Pressed on controversial FEMA official, Trump asks, ‘What does teleport mean?’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Trump Had ‘Unimaginable’ Response To Death Threats Against Her Son | Huffington Post |
| (read) Katie Miller And Rep. Trade Hard Punches On X Over Her Husband's Looks | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Meow, Meow': Pilots Reprimanded For Making Animal Noises On Air Traffic Control Frequency | Huffington Post |
| (read) New Report On One Of RFK Jr.'s Animal Antics Is Absolutely Wild | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pro-Trump Guest Stuns CNN Panel With Defense Of AI Jesus Post: ‘Oh, My God’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Top Manosphere Star Hospitalized After Suspected Overdose | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Host Laughs Out Loud While Debunking Latest Trump Lie: 'He Says He Was Misquoted' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Apparently Thinks Fizzy Drinks Kill Cancer Cells Because ‘It Kills Grass’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jesus Memes, Threats and a War in Iran: A Portrait of Trump Under Pressure | New York Times |
| (read) Virginia Ex-Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax Kills Wife and Self, Police Say | New York Times |
| (read) In 1960, fears over papal influence. In 2026, a president attacks a pope | LA Times |
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