Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) US withdrawing 5,000 troops from Germany after Merz says US ‘humiliated’ by Iran | The Guardian |
| (read) Pro-Trump commentator snaps and drops F-bomb on CNN when asked to justify Iran war | The Guardian |
| (read) Beware the lunatic fringe: the Becky Barnicoat cartoon | The Guardian |
| (read) Comedian Rob Schneider Demands ABC Cancel Jimmy Kimmel For Making Jokes | Huffington Post |
| (read) Senate Moves Forward With 3 Wildly Unfit Nominees To Be Trump's U.S. Attorneys | Huffington Post |
| (read) Lara Trump Addresses Absolutely Bonkers Viral Theory About Barron Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Rages At 'Seditious' New York Times In Unhinged Oval Office Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jesse Watters Escorted Away From Queen Camilla After Gun Joke | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Makes Snide Comment About Marjorie Taylor Greene Right To Her Fiancé's Face | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Shares New Map Showing The 'Strait Of Trump' And It Doesn’t Chart Well | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump teases US will be 'taking over' Cuba 'almost immediately' in Florida speech | Fox News |
| (read) Domino’s driver runs down customer over tip dispute, caught on camera: police | Fox News |
| (read) New video shows correspondents' dinner suspect before shooting | CBS News |
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