Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s 9/11 remembrance: ‘constantly falling asleep on camera’ | The Guardian |
| (read) JD Vance loves ‘Emily in Paris’ for all the wrong reasons | MSNBC |
| (read) Psaki: Donald Trump does not appear to know what A.I. is | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: Only Trump could deliver Kash Patel’s bestiality madness into a Senate hearing room | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Makes Ugly New Threat About What He'll Do If His Candidate Loses | Huffington Post |
| (read) Cleveland City Council Gives Trump’s Renaming Spree A Perfectly Absurd Twist | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'What A Buffoon': Trump Torched After Threatening To Cut Off US Trade With Europe | Huffington Post |
| (read) America Counting On Ignorant, Inattentive President To Save Us From Rogue AI | Huffington Post |
| (read) West Virginia woman charged in death of ill husband she left on toilet for 19 hours | Fox News |
| (read) The G.O.P. Has Gone Off the Deep End | New York Times |
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