Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Official White House website launches arcade games where users arrest immigrants and build a border wall CNN
(read)   US commerce secretary erroneously said no Americans have died in Iran war, Trump claims The Guardian
(read)   Missouri state legislative candidate accused of trying to plant cocaine on opponent The Guardian
(read)   Donald Trump’s shallow renaming of the Great Lakes The Guardian
(read)   Black Box: The Chatbots | Spirals | Ep 1 – podcast The Guardian
(read)   Lutnick scrambles after falsely saying ‘there haven’t been American deaths’ in Iran war MSNBC
(read)   Trump suggests renaming the Strait of Hormuz after himself, causing fresh trouble for the GOP MSNBC
(read)   After falsely pointing to a war victory, JD Vance says, ‘I wouldn’t call it a war’ MSNBC
(read)   'Unwell... unhinged, rambling' Trump vows to hit the campaign trail for vulnerable Republicans MSNBC
(read)   Missouri candidate wanted campaign manager to plant cocaine in opponent’s car, authorities say NBC News
(read)   Former podcaster charged with threatening to kill Trump NBC News
(read)   Trump Flames His Own Pick In Texas Senate Race Huffington Post
(read)   Piers Morgan And Ben Shapiro Debase Themselves In Filthy Social Media Spiral Out Huffington Post

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