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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) How to judge Trump’s claims he’s ended the Iran war | CNN |
| (read) How Trump has deceived himself on Iran | CNN |
| (read) Welcome to Trump’s World Cup, a depressingly angry version of football uniting the planet | The Guardian |
| (read) Mehdi Hasan on Donald Trump’s big, beautiful birthday – podcast | The Guardian |
| (read) Former South Korea president Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to 30 years in prison for sending drones over Pyongyang | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump: US Will Hit Iran 'Very Hard,' Take Kharg Island | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Holt to Newsmax: US Could Seize Kharg Island | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Authorities investigate ‘86 47’ marking on National Mall lawn | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump's remark about Stephen A. Smith’s IQ deserves condemnation | MSNBC |
| (read) Laura Loomer said U.S. may ‘need another 9 | MSNBC |
| (read) Still struggling with pop culture, Trump whiffs on point of ‘West Wing’ clip | MSNBC |
| (read) Hoping to persuade the gullible, Trump vows to share proof of 2020 conspiracy theories | MSNBC |
| (read) To build his ‘triumphal’ arch, Trump envisions 20 hours per day of construction | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump threatens to seize Iran’s key oil hub, Kharg Island | MSNBC |
| (read) Bursting through an open door, Trump hyped an already disclosed ‘secret mission’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Why Trump is the wrong messenger to make the case against Maine’s Platner | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says ‘I love the inflation’ as annual rate jumps to a 3-year high | NBC News |
| (read) Trump’s UFC matches are unprecedented, but sports at the White House aren’t | NBC News |
| (read) Woman rescued at Olive Garden after man forced her into ‘satanic ritual’ and held her hostage, police say | NBC News |
| (read) British Magazine Perfectly Skewers Trump’s Ego With New World Cup Cover | Huffington Post |
| (read) Authorities Investigate Huge '8647' Marking On Grounds Of National Mall In Washington | Huffington Post |
| (read) $60M And 7 Federal Agencies Required To Stage Trump's UFC Fight At White House | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'EXPEL THE BUM': Trump Flips Out On Dem Lawmaker In 195-Word Social Media Meltdown | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Fumes At New York Times Reporter Over Damning Article | Huffington Post |
| (read) Right-Wing Pastor Fumes Over Obama’s ‘Anti-Christian’ Presidential Library: ‘Downright Diabolical’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marco Rubio Raises Eyebrows By Comparing UFC To Moon Landing | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump’s Welcome To The World Cup Video Goes Off The Rails In ‘Tonight Show’ Bit | Huffington Post |
| (read) Major Outlet Rips 'Hateful And Greedy' Host Country In World Cup Editorial | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams 'Traitor' Trump Over Epstein Files 'Cover Up' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Desi Lydic Says A 'Tramp Stamp' Might Be More Fitting For Trump's Latest Obsession | Huffington Post |
| (read) My Boyfriend And I Were Secretly Having Phone Sex. One Day He Made A Threat I Never Saw Coming. | Huffington Post |
| (read) Marco Rubio Bizarrely Claims Trump’s White House UFC Fight Is A ‘Gift To The American People’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump-Allied FIFA Chief Has Bizarre 'Just Chill, Relax' Response To World Cup Controversy | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'You Said It All The F**king Time': Seth Meyers Exposes Trump's Latest Rewrite Of History | Huffington Post |
| (read) USA Today columnist says United States has already 'lost' the World Cup because of politics, Donald Trump | Fox News |
| (read) Trump plans to deport Iranians to violence-plagued central African nation in new deal | Fox News |
| (read) Trump Unveils UFC ‘Claw’ Ahead of Cage Match at the White House | New York Times |
| (read) Tom Steyer Spent $558 Million. What a Waste. | New York Times |
| (read) Why the economics make this the craziest World Cup ever | BBC |
| (read) Watch: Historic US-Canada border library gets new Quebec-only entrance | BBC |
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