Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump renames places and poses as superhero in bizarre social media blitz | The Guardian |
| (read) Mass polygraphs at the Pentagon show Hegseth’s weakness | Margaret Sullivan | The Guardian |
| (read) They came for the algorithms and I said nothing – because my brain had been destroyed by doomscrollamine | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) Elon Musk told ex-girlfriend he needed ‘a legion of children before the civil war’ | The Guardian |
| (read) A constipated baby and a kid that looks like Boris Johnson: why would anyone bother stealing a Renoir? | The Guardian |
| (read) South Park changes name to South America in response to Trump changes | The Guardian |
| (read) US Banning Dairy Products, Most Alcoholic Beverages and Motorcycles from Canada | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump settles on a new priority as the midterm elections approach: Renaming New Mexico | MSNBC |
| (read) South Park rebrands to ‘South America,’ mocking Trump over 'Lake America' order | MSNBC |
| (read) On jobs, trade and interest rates, Trump trips over his economic illiteracy (again) | MSNBC |
| (read) GOP talking points against 'crazy' lead to immediate embarrassment | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: What are Donald Trump's deranged social media posts if not evidence of insanity? | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says firefighters near ground zero carried him to safety ‘right after’ 9/11 attacks | NBC News |
| (read) Iceland summons U.S. ambassador after Trump posts map showing island under American flag | NBC News |
| (read) 'Utterly Disgraceful': Trump Sparks Outrage For Rant About 9/11 Hero | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘It Sounds Insane…’: James Carville Has A Wild Theory About Trump’s Midterm Endgame | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seth Meyers Decodes That Bonkers RFK Jr.-Mehmet Oz Moment Next To Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Golf 'Grift' Revealed In Report On Hot Dog Ritual At His Club | Huffington Post |
| (read) Iceland summons U.S. ambassador after Trump posts countries draped with American flag | NPR |
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