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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Authorities say man who flew plane into Beijing skyscraper previously expressed suicidal thoughts | CNN |
| (read) 11-year-old Boy Driving Pickup Truck Crashes into Group of Thai Monks, Killing 8 | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Markwayne Mullin's celebration of Iran’s World Cup exit is awful | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump abandons subtlety, connects 2026 endorsements and federal disaster relief | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump insists on carpet in his White House bathroom, new book reveals | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump crowns winners of his propaganda-fueled civic competition | MSNBC |
| (read) Two people scale Empire State Building to fly peace banner and kiss | NBC News |
| (read) The Onion’s new parody of Alex Jones’ Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families | NBC News |
| (read) Ex-Trump Attorney Spots 'Greatest Onslaught Of Corruption In The History Of Mankind' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Republican Calls Dems 'F**king A**holes' After He’s Silenced At Hearing For Causing Chaos | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox Sports Analyst Cooks Up Wild World Cup Conspiracy Theory About Red Card On U.S. Team | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's New Air Force One Jet Mocked With Brutal, But Accurate, Nicknames | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Ally Calls For 'Sterilization' Of Foreign Visitors | Huffington Post |
| (read) JD Vance Tells Troops He Wants To Listen To 'Angel On My Shoulder.' Guess How Long That Lasted? | Huffington Post |
| (read) Has Trump Seen AOC's Latest 'Piece Of Advice'? Just Asking For No Reason In Particular! | Huffington Post |
| (read) 2 Arrested Climbing Empire State Building For Proposal | Huffington Post |
| (read) Illinois Gov. Guts Trump Over ‘Disgraceful’ D.C. Renovation Projects | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Chief Says There Are ‘Guys Living In Caves’ Responsible For Strait Of Hormuz Debacle | Huffington Post |
| (read) Social media erupts over socialist's 9/11 comments after House primary win: 'Radical lunatic' | Fox News |
| (read) China says pilot crashed small plane into skyscraper for 'personal reasons' | BBC |
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