Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Dolly Parton was the polar opposite of our bullying president | Robert Reich | The Guardian |
| (read) Experience: I brought a bear back to life | The Guardian |
| (read) Help! I have disappeared down a rabbithole of horrible mobile gaming adverts | The Guardian |
| (read) A Dutch Institute Issues a 'Red Alert' over Potentially Lethal Trump-shaped Ecstasy Pills | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump’s make-believe presidency is crashing into reality | MSNBC |
| (read) Canada’s prime minister gives Trump a history lesson after U.S. renames Lake Ontario | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump signs executive order on Lake Ontario, worsening farcical campaign against Canada | MSNBC |
| (read) Carney giving Trump a history lesson over Lake Ontario's name | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' amid trade war with Canada | MSNBC |
| (read) Economist says Trump is focused on Canada rather than affordability: 'Let Them Eat Lakes' Moment' | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump's plan to import mystery beef from overseas | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: Future generations may laugh at Trump’s madness. But first, we will have to survive it. | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘Governing from a land of make believe’: Hayes on Trump’s belief he can control reality | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Takes Beautiful Gesture About Astronaut's Late Wife And Makes It About Himself | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Panelist Loses It After Trump Ally Blasts Scott Jennings To His Face | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s ‘Lake America’ Rename Shows Ignorance Of Native History | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Stupid Piece Of S**t': WNBA Star Shreds Former NBA Player Over His Anti-Trans Stunt | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mark Carney Insists 'This Lake Is Called Lake Ontario — Today And Forever' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Name Change Of 'Lake America' Flooded With Internet Mockery | Huffington Post |
| (read) Canadian PM Mark Carney Demolishes Trump's Bid To Change Name Of Lake Ontario | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Posted A Ranking Of US Presidents. Guess Where He Put Himself | Huffington Post |
| (read) Royce White shows up to Indiana Fever game in blonde wig amid WNBA Draft pursuit | Fox News |
| (read) Measles deaths may have been 'fabricated,' RFK Jr claims after coroner raises questions | Fox News |
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