Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Israel vows to occupy swathes of southern Lebanon to expand buffer zone | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump May End War Without Hormuz Deal | NEWSMAX |
| (read) How Effective Is the Flu Vaccine? | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Kid Rock’s Eye-Rolling Stunt To Troll Gavin Newsom Prompts Army To Launch Investigation | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tucker Carlson Blasts Trump For Celebrating Robert Mueller’s Death | Huffington Post |
| (read) Matt Gaetz Makes Out-Of-This World Revelation About Aliens | Huffington Post |
| (read) Lindsey Graham Does 'Damage Control' For Disney Visit Using Not-Safe-For-Mickey Accessory | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Is Donald Trump Well?': MS NOW Host Sounds Alarm On Mental Fitness | Huffington Post |
| (read) Chicago Bulls Get Rid Of Guard After Comments About 'Unrighteousness' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Says UK Should 'Just Take' Oil From Strait Of Hormuz In Bizarre Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) Pottery Barn Rule Out, Trump’s ‘I Broke It, You Fix It’ Rule In | Huffington Post |
| (read) Wisconsin mother stabs teen daughter to death to 'protect' her from Elon Musk: authorities | Fox News |
| (read) Contributor for far-left outlet calls for 'wiping out Israel,' says Israelis 'mustn't feel safe' | Fox News |
| (read) Stephen Colbert Blames ‘The Bachelorette’ Cancellation for $4 Gas | New York Times |
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