Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) JD Vance says he’s doing ‘God’s work – and if that leads to the end times, OK’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Pete Hegseth criticized for body-shaming Canadian cadets: ‘Literally they’re kids’ | The Guardian |
| (read) The $1 Trump coin: legal tender, depending on what you mean by legal | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump spends billions to deport Black and brown people. But he wants to double cash aid for white ‘refugees’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Floats Naming Strait of Hormuz After Himself | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Eric Trump to Newsmax: Lake America 'Pretty Amazing' | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump suggests renaming the Strait of Hormuz after himself, causing fresh trouble for the GOP | MSNBC |
| (read) Renaming Lake Ontario gives the Great Lakes a fitting Trump-era mnemonic: ‘SHAME’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Team Trump adds yet another reality show to its growing list | MSNBC |
| (read) Republican gubernatorial candidate claims he ‘met Satan in person’ at exorcism | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘CRAZY actions of a weird person on the internet’: Nicolle reacts to unhinged Trump SCARING GOP | MSNBC |
| (read) JD Vance talks end times, Antichrist and AI on faith podcast | NBC News |
| (read) Sean Duffy Admits He Has A ‘Hard Time Believing The Government Anymore’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) You Can Now Get Coins With Trump’s Face On Them — And The Reactions Are Priceless | Huffington Post |
| (read) Sean Duffy's Comments About Gen-Z Star's Breasts Resurfaced | Huffington Post |
| (read) Piers Morgan And Ben Shapiro Debase Themselves In Filthy Social Media Spiral Out | Huffington Post |
| (read) Filmmaker cheers death of Bank of America executive with Luigi Mangione meme | Fox News |
| (read) The President Can’t Handle the Truth | New York Times |
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