Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Trump announces ‘fraud’ crackdown in Democratic states as arrests begin in California The Guardian
(read)   How rotten is your brain? The Guardian
(read)   Trump: 'Fraud Czar' Vance to Focus on Blue State Fraud NEWSMAX
(read)   Some Things Better Left Unsaid NEWSMAX
(read)   Trump says the U.S. cannot afford child care in wartime. History says otherwise. MSNBC
(read)   Trump downplays bipartisan housing bill, shrugging at key opportunity on economy MSNBC
(read)   Jan. 6er Says He’s Resigned From DOJ Advisory Job After Failing To Expose Abuses Huffington Post
(read)   'I'm Confused': MAGA-Friendly Podcast Bros 'Can't Believe' We're At War With Iran Huffington Post
(read)   'Totally Unhinged': Trump's Comms Chief Loses It After CNN Host Tears Into Boss On Live TV Huffington Post
(read)   Donald Trump Lobs Brazen Dig About Bruce Springsteen's Skin Huffington Post
(read)   'Totally Unhinged': Trump's Communications Chief Loses It After TV Host Tears Into President Huffington Post
(read)   Florida man charged with murder after allegedly stabbing woman to death in random attack in quiet neighborhood Fox News
(read)   No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In New York Times
(read)   Woman charged in root beer float murder orders hit on best friend CBS News

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