Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) FIFA, Trump, Balogun and England: Inside a chaotic 24 hours of the World Cup | CNN |
| (read) Trump’s boyhood friend pushes him to seize control of midterms | CNN |
| (read) Trump confirms he asked Infantino for review of Folarin Balogun red card | The Guardian |
| (read) Republican senator Ted Cruz thanks Trump for ‘getting rid of that ridiculous red card’ in apparent reference to Folarin Balogun – live | The Guardian |
| (read) Bomb the Arctic, dam the Mediterranean and build a second moon: five outlandish plans to remodel our climate | The Guardian |
| (read) First Thing: Iran begins long farewell to former supreme leader with calls for Trump’s death | The Guardian |
| (read) UEFA Slams FIFA's 'Unprecedented, Incomprehensible and Unjustifiable' Balogun Decision | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Erika Kirk faces Charlie’s alleged killer and conspiracists as preliminary hearing begins | MSNBC |
| (read) Despite his alleged ‘war on fraud,’ Trump keeps pardoning convicted fraudsters | MSNBC |
| (read) Soccer suspension overturned and supreme leader’s funeral procession: Morning Rundown | NBC News |
| (read) Trump Calls World Cup Ref ‘Very Suspect’ While Confirming Red Card Intervention | Huffington Post |
| (read) Howard Lutnick Plays His ‘Trump Card,’ And The Jokes Just Write Themselves | Huffington Post |
| (read) Secretary Burgum Ducks Chance To Outright Condemn Patriot Front | Huffington Post |
| (read) I Get Death Threats Because I Own Elwood's Dog Meat Farm | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s FIFA Intervention Comes With 1 Very Awkward Twist | Huffington Post |
| (read) Spencer Pratt lights social media on fire with viral takedown of ‘vile, commie mayor’ Mamdani | Fox News |
| (read) 'Game of Thrones' star says she mistook psychiatric hospital for a palace after joining wellness cult | Fox News |
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