Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) She tried to blow up a millionaire in Monaco. Days later, she was dead | CNN |
| (read) Hegseth barks anti-trans slur at Iowa fair to distract from his incompetence | MSNBC |
| (read) Former Pentagon spokesperson describes Jennifer Hegseth’s expansive role as ‘bonkers’ | MSNBC |
| (read) DOJ: Comey seashell post was 'coded message' to followers | MSNBC |
| (read) Man in creepy Chucky-style mask wanted by Philadelphia police is possibly on the run | NBC News |
| (read) Mike Lindell says he’ll pay for recount after double-digit loss in Minnesota governor primary | NBC News |
| (read) Scott Jennings Has Meltdown After Co-Host Calls Him Out On 'Fake' Natalie Harp Outrage | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump-Backed GOP Primary Loser Willing To Pay ‘Upwards Of $1 Million’ To Recount Double-Digit Loss | Huffington Post |
| (read) A Dad Tried To Bully Me Into Giving My Seat To His Kid. Here's What Happened When I Said No. | Huffington Post |
| (read) Sean Duffy’s Wife's Advice For A Long-Lasting Marriage Has Social Media Users Cringing | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seth Meyers Roasts Trump For Air Force One Escape With 'Very Fun' Idea For Next WHCD | Huffington Post |
| (read) Sean Duffy Warns His Daughter She'll Be 'Perverted And Contorted' By Attending Harvard | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Economic D-Day Threat Over Iran Branded A 'Complete S**t Show' | Huffington Post |
| (read) An open marriage somehow leads to regret, woman hooks best friend up with sister's ex & dumb divorce excuses | Fox News |
| (read) Woman Arrested in Plot to Bomb New York State Capitol | New York Times |
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