Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   A party, 101 princesses and an eccentric millionaire: Jon Ronson on a mysterious castle – and what it taught him about masculinity in crisis The Guardian
(read)   What if hustle culture had existed in the grunge era … the Stephen Collins cartoon The Guardian
(read)   Navy discusses renaming aircraft carrier after Trump, instead of Black war hero MSNBC
(read)   The $40 trillion debt is a reminder of Musk’s DOGE farce MSNBC
(read)   Hegseth barks anti-trans slur at Iowa fair to distract from his incompetence MSNBC
(read)   Trump attacks Democrats as ‘communists’ — while acquiring government stakes in private companies NBC News
(read)   Pa. teen says ‘demons’ made him fatally stab girlfriend, then his mom helped hide her body, police say NBC News
(read)   Republicans Clash With Trump Over Foreign Meat Imports Huffington Post
(read)   Trump’s New Vision For Reflecting Pool Includes Portrait Of Himself With 1 Hilarious Detail Huffington Post
(read)   RNC Chair Blames Trump’s Bad Approval Rating On (Checks Notes) Joe Biden Huffington Post
(read)   Trump's Reported Remark About Natalie Harp Would Be A Wild Twist Huffington Post
(read)   Rosie O'Donnell Gives Trump A Final F.U. On 'Kimmel' And It's A Keeper Huffington Post
(read)   Pete Hegseth’s Wife Has A 'Bonkers' Amount Of Sway At The Pentagon: Report Huffington Post
(read)   Al Hunt Slams DNC For Embracing ICE Abolition Position Huffington Post
(read)   Seth Meyers Roasts Trump For Air Force One Escape With 'Very Fun' Idea For Next WHCD Huffington Post
(read)   A Dad Tried To Bully Me Into Giving My Seat To His Kid. Here's What Happened When I Said No. Huffington Post
(read)   Sean Duffy’s Wife's Marriage Advice Has Social Media Users Cringing Huffington Post
(read)   Luke Bryan tries his hand at White House press secretary with Jason Aldean by his side Fox News

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