Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Illinois teen dressed as a clown suspected of stabbing an elderly man to death | CNN |
| (read) With their assault on science, Trumpists aren’t just harming America – they’re harming themselves | Jan-Werner Müller | The Guardian |
| (read) US man accused of trying to kill diver by cutting air supply in lobster dispute | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump blasts appeals court for halting White House ballroom construction, claiming decision is a ‘national security threat’ – as it happened | The Guardian |
| (read) Following appeals court loss, Trump tries to rebrand his ballroom as a ‘military center’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Iran’s Hormuz deal with Oman has Trump poised for the big surrender | MSNBC |
| (read) Who Killed Charlie Kirk? How conspiracy theories sparked a MAGA civil war | MSNBC |
| (read) Blame game clown show: Trump looks for Iran fiasco scapegoats | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump met with Spencer Pratt in LA, White House official says | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump weighs in on Fauci, says ‘maybe he should’ face prosecution | MSNBC |
| (read) Student kills at least 5 at Thai school after fatally shooting his grandparents | NBC News |
| (read) Kevin Hassett Defends Weak Jobs Report By Excluding Job-Losing Sectors | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Already Blaming Anyone But Himself For Possible Midterms Wipeout | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hillary Clinton Calls Trump's White House Reminiscent Of Saddam Hussein | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Torpedoes Trump’s ‘Hunt Down’ Threat With 1 Cutting Line | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tim Scott Boasts About Trump's Unparalleled Ethics And We Can't Keep A Straight Face | Huffington Post |
| (read) GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw Ridiculed After Sneering ‘Eat Ramen’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) GOP Senator Falsely Claims Abdul El-Sayed Made 9/11 Remark | Huffington Post |
| (read) I Turned My Excess Skin Into Human Leather | Huffington Post |
| (read) QVC Guest's 'Blow Job' Blunder Is Our New Favourite Live TV Moment Of 2026 | Huffington Post |
| (read) Richard Tice Says He's Been Treated 'Worse Than A Paedophile, A Rapist Or A Murderer' | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘What The What???’: Critics Torch Trump Over Bizarre New Timeline For Leaving Office | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Issues Bonkers Ultimatum To Supporters If They Don't Pay Up | Huffington Post |
| (read) Former NBA player Royce White says he is declaring for next WNBA Draft after Enes Kanter announcement | Fox News |
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