Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump: '1,000 Missiles' Ready if Iran Tries Assassination | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump’s refusal to sign the bipartisan housing bill hurts his own party for no reason | MSNBC |
| (read) Khamenei vows to ‘avenge’ his father, Trump threatens to ‘decimate’ Iran | MSNBC |
| (read) Why is the transportation secretary complaining about ‘DEI bike lanes’? | MSNBC |
| (read) Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool drained again as Trump project hits snags | MSNBC |
| (read) Victor Marx’s GOP primary win in Colorado creates a new challenge for his party | MSNBC |
| (read) Man partly sucked out broken window on flight from Greece, fellow passengers pull him back in | NBC News |
| (read) White House Rages At ‘Obsessive’ Media After Walmart Debunks Boastful Trump Claim | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'If He Touches It,' It Turns 'To Dogs**t': Former Trump Official Blasts President's Qatari Jet | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Civics 101': GOP Rep. Has To Awkwardly Explain Constitution To Maria Bartiromo | Huffington Post |
| (read) Kash Patel Reacts Bizarrely To Jet Setting Critiques | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ex-Obama Aide ‘Mad’ At Himself For Buying Into Platner's Story | Huffington Post |
| (read) I Invited 60 People To Have Tea With Me For My 60th Birthday | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ryanair Passenger Partially Sucked Out Of Plane After Window Breaks Midflight: Reports | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Threatens Iran After Ali Khamenei's Funeral Saw Open Calls For His Killing | Huffington Post |
| (read) Joe Scarborough Flips Out Over DHS’ ICE Shooting Claims: 'You’re Gunning Down People!' | Huffington Post |
| (read) ESPN analyst stepping away after getting arm amputated as AG investigates wild accusations | Fox News |
| (read) Rosie O'Donnell escalates feud with Trump, predicts president isn't healthy enough to live through 2028 | Fox News |
| (read) WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert caught hitting laughably bad golf shot after allegedly ditching interview | Fox News |
| (read) We’re Living in a Tick Nightmare. It’s Time to Go to War. | New York Times |
| (read) Meet the crypto billionaires building a world where money buys you a vote | BBC |
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