Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Can Trump actually change Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’? Here’s what to know | CNN |
| (read) Trump signs executive order to change Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’ | CNN |
| (read) Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America | The Guardian |
| (read) USA’s Russell and Brazil’s Dos Santos smash world records on ‘crazy’ night in Zurich | The Guardian |
| (read) Judge orders mental health evaluation for man found with gun at Trump golf course in LA | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Signs Order Renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the United States | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump order renames Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' | MSNBC |
| (read) Canada’s prime minister gives Trump a history lesson after U.S. renames Lake Ontario | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump signs executive order on Lake Ontario, worsening farcical campaign against Canada | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' amid trade war with Canada | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘This is stupid’: Symone trashes Trump's childish attempt to rename Lake Ontario | MSNBC |
| (read) 'Governing From a Land of Make Believe': Hayes on Trump's Belief he can Control Reality | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as ‘Lake America’ | NBC News |
| (read) An Epic Blowup On Fox News Takes Unexpected Turn In The Aftermath | Huffington Post |
| (read) No, Mark Carney Doesn't Plan On Using Trump's Name For Lake Ontario | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Name Change Of 'Lake America' Flooded With Internet Mockery | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ted Cruz's Dolly Parton Tribute Post Takes An Unexpected NSFW Twist | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Stupid Piece Of S**t': WNBA Star Shreds Former NBA Player Over His Anti-Trans Stunt | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Suggests Pennsylvania Measles Deaths May Have Been 'Fabricated' By Shapiro Staffers | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump Mocked Online For Declaring 'Mission Accomplished' In Iran | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Threatens New Trade War And Canada’s Carney Says Sure, Bring It On | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ricky Schroder Posts Tone-Deaf, Inappropriate Dolly Parton Tribute | Huffington Post |
| (read) Old Al Michaels stumbles through awkward Lake America-Trump jab during Thursday Night Football broadcast | Fox News |
| (read) Trump Signs Executive Order to Rename Lake Ontario to Lake America | New York Times |
| (read) Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America | BBC |
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