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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump’s most bizarre comments about the Iran war | CNN |
| (read) US woman sentenced to six years in prison over plot to kill treasury secretary | The Guardian |
| (read) Kanye West to become biggest western act to play in Russia since start of Ukraine war | The Guardian |
| (read) In praise of Danger 5: a delightfully stupid comedy where spies try to kill Hitler every episode | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump threatens to bomb a U.S. ally in the Middle East, contradicting Rubio | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump thinks voting by mail is a corrupt scourge on the nation — except when he does it | MSNBC |
| (read) Hegseth 'would be gone' as Defense Secretary in any other admin: Natl Security expert | MSNBC |
| (read) Is it still ‘kinda chic’ if everyone is saying it? | NBC News |
| (read) 8-foot python named Nanner blamed by officials for Virginia school fire; teacher says Nanner is innocent | NBC News |
| (read) Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo | NBC News |
| (read) Darline Graham's Answer To Debate Question Has To Be Seen To Be Believed | Huffington Post |
| (read) Why Jesse Watters Won't Condemn Jon Ossoff's Natalie Harp Jab | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Has 1 Unhinged Theory About Melania Trump's Whereabouts | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'Floating F**king Nightmare': John Oliver Roasts Hegseth Over Boatload Of Issues On Navy Ship | Huffington Post |
| (read) My Husband Said God Wanted Him To Spank Me. Then He Made A Chilling Request That Had Me Gasping For Air. | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Once Again Votes By Mail After Calling For 'No More Crooked Mail-In Ballots' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Joe Scarborough Mocks White House's Reaction To Jon Ossoff's Quip | Huffington Post |
| (read) Laura Ingraham Attacks Dem Senator’s ‘Pancake Bronzer’ And Critics Apply An Obvious Punchline | Huffington Post |
| (read) Woman Accused Of Plotting To Kill Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Learns Her Fate | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Absolutely Loses It With Fox News Anchor | Huffington Post |
| (read) Controversial Rapper Ye Announces Live Shows In Russia | Huffington Post |
| (read) Rosie O’Donnell Rags on Trump’s Strait of Hormuz Claims | New York Times |
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