Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) ‘We’re not Lady Gaga and Elton John’: unmasking Angine de Poitrine, the year’s buzziest, dottiest band | The Guardian |
| (read) Top White House economist pushes weird brag: ‘Credit card spending is through the roof’ | MSNBC |
| (read) White House slams ‘Star Wars’ star Mark Hamill over post depicting Trump in a grave | NBC News |
| (read) 'Once-In-A-Lifetime Stupid': Trump Brags About Iran War By Posting Bonkers Chart | Huffington Post |
| (read) GOP Senator Makes Weird Insinuation About Obama And Colbert: 'Get A Motel Room' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Colbert Hits Trump With Supercut Showing His Lies About His Precious Ballroom | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Goes On Long Tangent About Why He Kept Calling Melania ‘Melody’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Megyn Kelly Goes Full Mean Girl Mocking Lauren Sánchez Bezos’ ‘Alien’ Face | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump takes motorcade into Reflecting Pool, blasts past ‘$38M disaster’ fix under Obama | Fox News |
| (read) Mark Hamill deletes image depicting Trump as deceased, posts new photo to 'apologize' after backlash | Fox News |
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