Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Live updates: Trump says US should control Greenland and reiterates disappointment with NATO as summit kicks off | CNN |
| (read) Trump told interesting stories about George Washington and the Panama Canal. They’re both fake | CNN |
| (read) Idaho mother who said her toddlers died after vaccinations accused of suffocating them, charged with murder | CNN |
| (read) A toddler was found in a pool and declared dead. He’s alive and his parents could be charged | CNN |
| (read) Why does JD Vance keep saying loony things? | Margaret Sullivan | The Guardian |
| (read) So it’s Trump 1, Belgium 4 – and the world rejoices. Nothing like failed chicanery to bring us together, is there? | Marina Hyde | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Berates NATO, Praises Erdogan at Summit | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Former Officer Describes Finding a 'Sniper Pad' on Nearby Rooftop After Charlie Kirk Assassination | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Ahead of NATO summit, Trump renews offensive on Italy’s Meloni for no reason | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump attends NATO summit, antagonizing allies and increasingly isolating U.S. | MSNBC |
| (read) This White House doesn't know how to love America. The Smithsonian does. | MSNBC |
| (read) There are no winners in the Folarin Balogun debacle | MSNBC |
| (read) Balogun starts World Cup game after Trump calls Infantino and FIFA tosses Belgium’s appeal | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: JD Vance’s old accusation of Trump being ‘cultural heroin’ was on display this weekend | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump administration scraps AC recommendations following GOP freakout over Mamdani | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Admits He Would've Used 2020 Election Playbook If FIFA Didn't Reverse Red Card Ruling | Huffington Post |
| (read) Howard Lutnick Plays His ‘Trump Card,’ And The Jokes Just Write Themselves | Huffington Post |
| (read) Rob Reiner Gets To Blast 'Narcissistic Prick' Trump 1 Last Time Thanks To Larry David | Huffington Post |
| (read) Laura Ingraham Mocked For Saying 'No One Should Be Allowed To Cover Their Faces' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ted Cruz Just Made Trump’s World Cup Controversy Even More Awkward | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Calls World Cup Ref ‘Very Suspect’ While Confirming Red Card Intervention | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s FIFA Intervention Comes With 1 Very Awkward Twist | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump taunts Meloni with fresh photo salvo as NATO summit puts allies face-to-face | Fox News |
| (read) Wild bison headbutting video is a must-watch crazy nature moment now going viral online | Fox News |
| (read) Team USA looked like a bunch of woke bartenders against Belgium, Swift-Kelce napkin for sale & Dart boat party | Fox News |
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