Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) White House considering order targeting vaccines and autism despite advisers’ warnings | CNN |
| (read) Nazis and Happy Feet collide in Penguin Colony, a psychological horror game set at the world’s end | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump met with Spencer Pratt in LA, White House official says | MSNBC |
| (read) Charlie Kirk was building the new right. His death is tearing it apart. | MSNBC |
| (read) Republicans’ election year crusade against Fauci isn’t limited to Congress | MSNBC |
| (read) Who Killed Charlie Kirk? How conspiracy theories sparked a MAGA civil war | MSNBC |
| (read) With nothing to run on, Republicans return to low road 'gutter' politics | MSNBC |
| (read) Perez Hilton’s family says his children ‘fled’ their home before his reported self-harm livestream | NBC News |
| (read) Graphic Perez Hilton video sparks alarm over weakened social media moderation | NBC News |
| (read) Illinois teen in clown outfit charged with murder of 78-year-old man | NBC News |
| (read) Nanny says Lindsay Clancy appeared to be a loving mother before killing her 3 children | NBC News |
| (read) Perez Hilton hospitalized after reports he livestreamed self-harm, sheriff’s officials say | NBC News |
| (read) Republicans Abandon Rep. Max Miller In The Wake Of Abuse Allegations | Huffington Post |
| (read) GOP Senator Falsely Claims Abdul El-Sayed Made 9/11 Remark | Huffington Post |
| (read) GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw Ridiculed After Sneering ‘Eat Ramen’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Latest Reflecting Pool Talk Totally Sinks In A Simply Humiliating Clip | Huffington Post |
| (read) I Turned My Excess Skin Into Human Leather | Huffington Post |
| (read) QVC Vendor's 'Blow Job' Blooper Is One For The Ages | Huffington Post |
| (read) Stephen Miller Can't Stop Melting Down On Fox News After 1 Thing Keeps Happening | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Has Absolute Meltdown Over ‘LOWLIFE’ Celeb | Huffington Post |
| (read) Congressional Candidate Arrested After Wild Beach Brawl Video Goes Viral | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Officials Had Hourlong Oval Office Meltdown Over Reflecting Pool: Report | Huffington Post |
| (read) Perez Hilton's Reps Confirm He Is Receiving Medical Care After Disturbing TikTok Livestream | Huffington Post |
| (read) Wisconsin man flies helicopter to Cabela's because the drive was too long | Fox News |
| (read) After Trump Calls Canadians ‘Nasty,’ Mark Carney Says the Word Fits Trade Talks | New York Times |
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