Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Billionaire evicts Swalwell and demands $1M donation return amid ‘Drugging and Choking’ allegations from additional woman | One America News |
| (read) Jarren Duran directs obscene gesture toward fan at Minnesota and says fan told him to kill himself | One America News |
| (read) Trump confronts a public conversation he hoped to avoid over his mental stability | MSNBC |
| (read) JD Vance tries and fails to clean up Trump’s religious messes, scolds Pope Leo | MSNBC |
| (read) Pro-Trump Guest Stuns CNN Panel With Defense Of AI Jesus Post: ‘Oh, My God’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mike Johnson Addresses Backlash Over Donald Trump AI Jesus Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Reacts To Top Official Who Says He Teleported 50 Miles To A Waffle House | Huffington Post |
| (read) JD Vance Accidentally Says The Truth Out Loud With Fox News Gaffe | Huffington Post |
| (read) MAGA Guest Stuns CNN Panel With Pro-Trump Conspiracy Theory Involving Pope And Obama | Huffington Post |
| (read) Republicans Dismiss Concerns About Trump’s Mental Fitness | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Apparently Thinks Fizzy Drinks Kill Cancer Cells Because ‘It Kills Grass’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Everything JD Vance Touches Turns To S**t | Huffington Post |
| (read) Man with Joker-inspired rifle fires gun, runs into traffic near Trump golf course, deputies say | Fox News |
| (read) Jennie Garth admits ‘I wasn’t in my right mind’ after daughter witnessed disturbing scene | Fox News |
| (read) Late Night Laughs at Explanations of Trump’s Jesus ‘Joke’ | New York Times |
| (read) In 1960, fears over papal influence. In 2026, a president attacks a pope | LA Times |
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