Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   Analysis: Is Trump celebrating the country, or himself, on America’s 250th? CNN
(read)   Only Donald Trump could make America’s special 250th birthday all about him The Guardian
(read)   Thursday news quiz: rare chicks, AI tricks and ‘begging Trump for pics’ The Guardian
(read)   Trump turns Congress’ housing boom bill into a bust MSNBC
(read)   Trump lost his war, but he’s treating Iran’s World Cup team as a national security threat MSNBC
(read)   Trump’s planned welcome bags for Afrikaner refugees are astonishing MSNBC
(read)   Postmaster general confirms plan to block ballots in states that balk at Trump’s demands MSNBC
(read)   Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s ‘done’ with the Republican Party MSNBC
(read)   Rubio tries to explain why he brought Tiffany Trump’s husband to an official meeting MSNBC
(read)   Victims’ daughter charged in long-unsolved double murder in upscale Pennsylvania town NBC News
(read)   Trump Summons Odd Fictional Characters To Attack Democratic Senate Candidates Huffington Post
(read)   Video Of JD Vance’s Painfully Awkward Moment With Wife Usha Is Making People Cringe Huffington Post
(read)   Mike Johnson Weighs In On Birthright Citizenship And US Soccer Success Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Keeps Using Obama’s Middle Name In A Weird Way. Experts Say It’s Telling. Huffington Post
(read)   Fox News Host Blames Dems For Reflecting Pool Issues And Critics Aren't Having It Huffington Post
(read)   Of Course Zendaya Fell For Tom Holland In Drag Huffington Post
(read)   A Woman Began Screaming And Filming Me In A Parking Lot — But That's Not Even The Worst Part Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Says 'No Women In The Crowd, Which Is Nice' At Rally — And That's Just the Beginning Huffington Post
(read)   Doctors Wouldn't Listen To Me So I Taught Myself Radiology. What I Found Was Alarming. Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Delusional Insanity’: Trump's Wild New Claim Gets Hit With Immediate Reality Check Huffington Post
(read)   'I'd Like To Do That': Trump Can't Stop With This Unconstitutional Obsession Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Deranged’ vandals fuel Mall sabotage trend, from blood writing to Reflecting Pool damage Fox News
(read)   Mamdani-backed socialist primary winner founded group whose goal is to ‘eradicate' Western civilization Fox News
(read)   Two-Party System, One-Party Rule New York Times
(read)   Jimmy Fallon Teases Trump’s Great American State Fair New York Times

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