Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   Trump lashes out at oil companies as Iran war drags on CNN
(read)   RFK Jr.'s new cooking show is unwatchable MSNBC
(read)   ‘She choked’: Trump rages against Pirro, but she’s not the only target MSNBC
(read)   ‘Their trees are all gross’: Trump finds weird new ways to condemn Democratic-led areas MSNBC
(read)   Trump and Iran clash over Strait of Hormuz talks as cargo ship is attacked NBC News
(read)   RFK Jr. Admits He Will 'Literally Eat Anything' And He Has No 'Gag Reflex' Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Epic Fail’: Dan Bongino’s Fox News Rant Quickly Turns Into A Devastating Self-Own Huffington Post
(read)   Critics Rip Trump Over ‘Disgusting’ Rant On 1 Thing Blue Cities ‘Have In Common’ Huffington Post
(read)   My Mother Was A Cult Leader. At Her Funeral, One Of Her Followers Put A Curse On Me. Huffington Post
(read)   ‘Trying To Compose Myself’: CNN Commentator Clubs Trump Over Sketchy Golf Brag Huffington Post
(read)   'Completely Bananas': Right-Wing Pundit Predicts Exactly When MAGA Will Implode Huffington Post
(read)   What Is Gish Galloping? Watch RFK Jr. Do It In His CNN Interview With Dana Bash Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Rounds Off AI Slop Posting Spree With Truly Bizarre New Image Huffington Post
(read)   Kelly Osbourne demands child support and her dogs back in fiery rant amid reported breakup Fox News

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