Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Bodø/Glimt bask in ‘crazy’ Champions League victory over shellshocked Inter | The Guardian |
| (read) Donald Trump is building an enormous tower on the Gold Coast – this plan cannot fail! | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) Rep. Keith Self to Newsmax: Trump Exposed Dems' 'Government Plantation' Agenda | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Republican senator pitches other ‘proteins’ for Americans who can’t afford beef | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump says Muslim lawmakers should be sent 'back from where they came' after State of the Union clash | NBC News |
| (read) Ann Coulter Gets Obvious Fact-Check For Her Take On Trump's State Of The Union Speech | Huffington Post |
| (read) Tommy Tuberville’s Latest Boast About Trump Gets A Brutal Wake-Up Call | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Tried To Sell Americans On Deranged Positivity And Existential Dread | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Takes Credit For Biden-Era $1,000 Match For Low-Income Retirement Plans | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Says He's Always Wanted The Nation's Highest Military Award | Huffington Post |
| (read) James Carville Has Dire Warning For Trump In Curse-Laden Video: 'Sorry Sack Of S**t' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Demands 'Demented' Robert De Niro Leave The States After Rival SOTU Speech | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Delivers Excruciatingly Tedious, Lie-Packed Mess Of A 'State Of The Union' Speech | Huffington Post |
| (read) Chinese dance group's tour triggers bomb threat against Australian PM | BBC |
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