Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel on Trump: ‘Our most out-of-control relative on social media’ | The Guardian |
| (read) George Santos reportedly investigated by DoJ over suspicious Kalshi bets | The Guardian |
| (read) Clarkson’s Farm review – you might as well call him Jeremy Kardashian | The Guardian |
| (read) Americans should be reassured by high prices, apparently. Does Trump's team really think we're that stupid | Arwa Mahdawi | The Guardian |
| (read) Pulte’s appointment as acting DNI jeopardizes extension of foreign surveillance program | MSNBC |
| (read) Florida pastor and son’s $8 million Covid fraud case comes to bizarre end | NBC News |
| (read) Ex-MSNBC Host Takes Drastic Step After Jaxson Dart's Trump Intro | Huffington Post |
| (read) ‘Daily Show’ To Ivanka Trump: ‘Can You Make This Sound Even More Out Of Touch?’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) MAGA-Friendly Reporter Asks Dr. Oz For Medical Advice On 'Trump Derangement.' What He Said Raised Eyebrows. | Huffington Post |
| (read) White House Takes Trump's Latest Insult And Somehow Makes It Even Worse | Huffington Post |
| (read) Former Pro-Trump Podcaster: ‘Does This S**t Look Like He’s Serving The F**king People?’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Flips Out About How 'Horribly Treated' He's Been In Midnight Pity Party | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'You're F*****g Crazy': Trump Slams Netanyahu Over Israeli Bombing Of Lebanon | Huffington Post |
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