Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Naked college swimmer killed security guard before fleeing on foot in Maui, police say | NBC News |
| (read) Perez Hilton hospitalized in ‘serious but stable’ condition and will need surgery, family says | NBC News |
| (read) Abdul El-Sayed Dumps On Trump’s Marriage | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Brags About 'Great' Polling Numbers Despite Reality Showing The Exact Opposite | Huffington Post |
| (read) Abdul El-Sayed Has Brutal Clap Back To Trump Saying He's 'Full Of S**t' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Stephen Miller Has A Ballroom Breakdown Over Appeals Court Decision | Huffington Post |
| (read) 35 Silly Or Weird Stuff That'll Make You Do A Double Take | Huffington Post |
| (read) North Dakota mom stabs her 2 children to death in 'horrific' killing that left cops traumatized: officials | Fox News |
| (read) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shrugs off past 'defund the police' comments, joking 'Woke 1 was crazy' | Fox News |
| (read) Perez Hilton faces long recovery after reports he self-harmed during livestream | BBC |
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