Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) The UFC match plot: how a far-right group tried to assassinate Trump at his own event | The Guardian |
| (read) The UFC fighter who mocked Michelle Obama claims it was all a compliment | Arwa Mahdawi | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump scrambles to exaggerate pitiful crowd size at Great American State Fair event | MSNBC |
| (read) Washington Post: FEMA official who said he teleported to Waffle House steps away from post | MSNBC |
| (read) Vance defends Nixon: The idea that Watergate took down a president 'is crazy' | MSNBC |
| (read) Pete Hegseth fires Army Gen. Chris Donahue in his dangerous military purge | MSNBC |
| (read) Megyn Kelly Goes On Racist Rant About Immigrants: 'Go Back To F**king Haiti!' | Huffington Post |
| (read) I Got Inseminated In A Burger King Bathroom Just Off Route 57 | Huffington Post |
| (read) CNN Host Highlights ‘Insane’ Measure Trump Has Considered: ‘The President Was Interested’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jesse Watters Tries To Revive Obama Conspiracy — And Critics Eat Him Alive | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Gushes That 30-Something White House Aide Will 'Never Leave Me': Book | Huffington Post |
| (read) How the Reflecting Pool Turned Green: Missing ‘Bubblers’ and a Rush Job | New York Times |
| (read) Three Opinion Writers on Trump’s Latest Face-Plant | New York Times |
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