Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) ‘His ache is real’: Bob Dylan and more on the wild genius of honky-tonk hellraiser Gary Stewart | The Guardian |
| (read) Republican senator denounces Trump’s ‘crazy, stupid’ claims about MMR vaccine safety | The Guardian |
| (read) Can you solve it? A new goat for puzzledom’s GOAT | The Guardian |
| (read) Sex doll with bruises is worse than creepy | The Guardian |
| (read) Elena Rybakina leads call for changes to 2028 calendar after schedule chaos | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Scales Back Military Exercises With South Korea Because They're Not Nice For Kim Jong Un | Huffington Post |
| (read) Israel's Ben-Gvir Advocates Killing '30 To 40' Palestinians In Gaza A Night | Huffington Post |
| (read) Bill Cassidy Claims RFK Jr. Misled Him To Get Confirmation Vote: 'It's Pretty Evident' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Fox News Anchor Goes Off On 'Weak' Soldiers Complaining About The USS Lincoln | Huffington Post |
| (read) AOC Egg Freezing Video Draws Backlash From Men Online | Huffington Post |
| (read) West Wing Creator Calls For An End To America's ‘Glamorisation Of Dumbness’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump blames vandals for dead grass on National Mall where he hosted 4th of July celebration | Fox News |
| (read) Louisiana man accused of killing wife, propping her body up for multistate drive | Fox News |
| (read) Mercury coach blasts WNBA narratives but ignores Fever coach Stephanie White’s role in the mess | Fox News |
| (read) Trump Orders Pentagon to Curtail Military Exercises With Ally South Korea | New York Times |
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