Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN |
| (read) Vampire-obsessed man detained after dumping animal corpses outside churches in New Forest | The Guardian |
| (read) Comically chaotic chat with no boundaries: best podcasts of the week | The Guardian |
| (read) It’s the debate of the century! Two climate ‘denialists’ battle it out to see who agrees the most denialistly | First Dog on the Moon | The Guardian |
| (read) Ring Cycle review – AI staging dispenses with drama to create banal bric-a-brac | The Guardian |
| (read) Todd Blanche drama pits Trump against Cornyn and Tillis ‘going YOLO’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Naked man who jumped off Brooklyn Bridge and survived is arrested and charged | NBC News |
| (read) John Kennedy Explains Why Trump Can't Keep Thoughts To Himself | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'You're Talking Nonsense!': RFK Jr. Totally Crashes Out On CNN Host In Wild Interview | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Rounds Off AI Slop Posting Spree With Truly Bizarre New Image | Huffington Post |
| (read) Matthew Stafford's wife celebrates her birthday, as one does, by flipping off the camera & shaking her butt | Fox News |
| (read) ‘Special sauce of crazy’ — Midwest Dem candidate’s policies too extreme for voters: opponent | Fox News |
| (read) Ohio man fleeing police on foot leaps onto moving car, tries to take control before falling off: Police | Fox News |
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