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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Homan to Pope Leo: ‘You don’t know what You’re talking about,’ offers ICE ride-along | One America News |
| (read) Grok tells researchers pretending to be delusional ‘drive an iron nail through the mirror while reciting Psalm 91 backwards’ | The Guardian |
| (read) Americans are asking if the president is OK | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump tells MS NOW Iran has ‘no idea who their leader is’ | MSNBC |
| (read) 'Who Cleared That With A Straight Face?' Social Media Mocks Trump's Post About 'Sanity And Common Sense' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Why David Cross Thinks RFK Jr. Is A ‘Never Nude’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Defends Trump’s Erroneous Drug Price Claims With More Bad Math | Huffington Post |
| (read) Russell Brand Says He Had Sex With 16-Year-Old When He Was 30 | Huffington Post |
| (read) RFK Jr. Tries To Explain Trump’s ‘MAGA Math’ And It Doesn’t Go Well | Huffington Post |
| (read) Iran and its allies are committing epic financial fraud in America. I watch it happen every day | Fox News |
| (read) Bachelorette party goes too far and tourist damages Italian statue trying to touch its 'private parts' | Fox News |
| (read) Trump Reposts Anti-Immigrant Tirade Calling China and India ‘Hellhole’ Places | New York Times |
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