Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel joked about Rudy Giuliani rising from the ‘grave’ days before he was hospitalized with pneumonia | One America News |
| (read) Trump: Pope Leo Stance on Iran Endangers Catholics | NEWSMAX |
| (read) NATO, Please Go Quietly Into the Night | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Nicolle Wallace rips Trump’s ‘bizarre’ social media spree amid mental fitness concerns | MSNBC |
| (read) After denouncing heated rhetoric, Trump labels Democrats ‘human garbage’ | MSNBC |
| (read) FAA employee in New Hampshire charged with threatening to kill Trump | NBC News |
| (read) Man charged in Trump assassination plot indicted on new count in shooting of Secret Service agent | NBC News |
| (read) MAGA Influencer Conjures The Most Laughably Pathetic Attack On Jimmy Kimmel Yet | Huffington Post |
| (read) Comedian Asks Radio Host If He Is ‘Justifying’ Latest Trump Assassination Attempt | Huffington Post |
| (read) Chuck Schumer Has Spicy Response To White House Cinco De Mayo Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) Hegseth Claims Iran Does Not Control The Strait Of Hormuz Despite All Evidence To The Contrary | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Fallon Turns Trump's Ship Plan For Strait Of Hormuz Into Something Dirty | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Targets Obama With Wild ‘Traitors Bow’ Meme | Huffington Post |
| (read) 'A Head-Spinning Day': BBC Correspondent Brands Trump 'Erratic' For Ditching 'Project Freedom' | Huffington Post |
| (read) South Carolina inmate who believes he is immortal cannot be executed due to mental illness, judge rules | Fox News |
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