Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

Current Headlines News Sources
(read)   RFK Jr. seeks to peek at Americans’ medical records for clues on autism and vaccines CNN
(read)   Kim Jong Un inspects new nuclear plant, plans ‘exponential’ weapons production ramp-up CNN
(read)   Trump claims without proof Democrats are ‘trying to steal’ California primaries The Guardian
(read)   Why Do We Pay Afghan Terrorists $40 Million Each and Every Week? NEWSMAX
(read)   Pointing at the FBI, Trump clings to one of his more outlandish Jan. 6 conspiracy theories MSNBC
(read)   ‘Daily Show’ To Ivanka Trump: ‘Can You Make This Sound Even More Out Of Touch?’ Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Flips Out On 4 'Bad Republicans' For A Predictability Petty Reason Huffington Post
(read)   Ohio Blogger, The Rooster, Arrested After Allegedly Sending Shrek Penis Picture To State Senator Huffington Post
(read)   Marco Rubio's Flippant Greenland Reply Sparks Warning From Authoritarianism Expert Huffington Post
(read)   Michael Kosta Nails ‘Absolute Moron’ Trump Over Most Embarrassing Endorsement Ever Huffington Post
(read)   Reporter Backs Away As Drunk Bros Aggressively Rant About Why They Love Spencer Pratt Huffington Post
(read)   'Ding, Ding, Ding, Dumbass': Michael Kosta Exposes Trump's Most Spectacular Failure Huffington Post
(read)   Judge caught in extramarital affair with an officer in her chambers, hopeless romantic marries herself & more Fox News

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