Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Iran fully closes Strait of Hormuz over US blockade and fires on ships | MSNBC |
| (read) Baffled by his own ‘corner store’ reference, Trump’s problems with groceries persist | MSNBC |
| (read) Joe Rogan soured on Trump — but he's still spreading the MAHA gospel | MSNBC |
| (read) Rep. Troy Nehls compares Trump to ‘second coming’ in bizarre rant | MSNBC |
| (read) Paranoid freak-out, excessive drinking: Report describes erratic Kash Patel leading FBI | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump voters say the pope should 'stay in his lane' and butt out of the Iran war | NBC News |
| (read) Parenting influencer says she accidentally ran over her son with her car | NBC News |
| (read) RFK Jr. Calls Tylenol Study Finding No Link To Autism ‘Garbage’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Taunts Tucker Carlson With Recent Poll: 'A Low IQ Person' | Huffington Post |
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