Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   Following appeals court loss, Trump tries to rebrand his ballroom as a ‘military center’ MSNBC
(read)   Trump met with Spencer Pratt in LA, White House official says MSNBC
(read)   Perez Hilton hospitalized in ‘serious but stable’ condition and will need surgery, family says NBC News
(read)   Naked college swimmer killed security guard before fleeing on foot in Maui, police say NBC News
(read)   Abdul El-Sayed Has Brutal Clap Back To Trump Saying He's 'Full Of Sh*t' Huffington Post
(read)   Stephen Miller Has A Ballroom Breakdown Over Appeals Court Decision Huffington Post
(read)   Hillary Clinton Calls Trump's White House Reminiscent Of Saddam Hussein Huffington Post
(read)   Kevin Hassett Defends Weak Jobs Report By Excluding Job-Losing Sectors Huffington Post
(read)   Florida man allegedly kills family's kittens in front of teenage daughter as form of punishment: officials Fox News
(read)   Who Is My Enemy? I’m No Longer Sure. New York Times

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