Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Nigel Farage wins election in which his main rival was a trash can | CNN |
| (read) Trump’s dismal Patriot Games were the Hunger Games ordered off Temu | The Guardian |
| (read) Meet David Advance Plus+, genius of toothpaste marketing: the Stephen Collins cartoon | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump’s great plane escape – podcast | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump brushes off Navy concerns, seeks use of steam catapults on aircraft carriers | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump’s favorite economic talking point doesn’t mean what he thinks it means | MSNBC |
| (read) DHS is arming ICE agents with electric shock gloves | MSNBC |
| (read) Nigel Farage beats Count Binface to win back seat in Parliament in widely mocked election | NBC News |
| (read) Man used a screwdriver to kill his wife and daughter at Minnesota daycare, police say | NBC News |
| (read) Lawyer For Tate Brothers Mentions Trump, Rubio In Bizarre Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Aaron Sorkin Wants America To Quit Its ‘Glamorization Of Dumbness’ | Huffington Post |
| (read) Minnesota Man Killed Wife And Daughter With Screwdriver: Police | Huffington Post |
| (read) Proposed Trump Tariffs Target Tubas & Other Brass Instruments | Huffington Post |
| (read) Reform UK Suspends Councillor Who Said John Bercow Should Be Hanged | Huffington Post |
| (read) Exclusive: Count Binface Says He Is 'Bin It To Win It' In By-Election Fight With Farage | Huffington Post |
| (read) Doja Cat Has Choice Words For Tyga After His 'AI Album' Admission: 'He Is A Penis' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Kennedy Center board votes to close venue for two years, inscribe Trump's name on building | LA Times |
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