Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump’s hypocritical crusade on violent rhetoric — and the country’s emerging split reality | CNN |
| (read) Cole Tomas Allen’s social media posts compared Trump to Hitler, encouraged others to buy guns | CNN |
| (read) Politicians Have Met the Enemy: We the People | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump’s answer to shooting at Washington gala: Build the ballroom | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Says He’s ‘Honored’ By The Assassination Attempts Against Him After WHCD Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seth Meyers Roasts Trump’s Wildest Excuse Yet For His $400 Million Ballroom | Huffington Post |
| (read) Why Trump Cares That Secret Service Is 'Really Attractive' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Mike Johnson Blames Democrats After WHCD Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump 'Honoured' By Assassination Attempts After White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Donald Trump Falsely Claims BBC Used AI To Doctor His Capitol Riot Speech | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Says He’s ‘Honored’ By The Assassination Attempts Against Him After Latest Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Wisconsin teacher placed on leave after social media post advocating to 'make Americans great assassins again' | Fox News |
| (read) Charges Against Suspect in Trump Assassination Attempt Based on Shotgun Shell and a Screed | New York Times |
| (read) Late Night Downloads the White House Correspondents’ Dinner | New York Times |
| (read) Correspondents' dinner suspect charged with trying to assassinate Trump | CBS News |
| (read) Torrance man charged with attempt to assassinate Trump; records detail alleged 'manifesto' | LA Times |
| (read) Suspect charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Washington dinner | BBC |
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel rejects White House criticism over Melania widow joke | BBC |
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