Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines
| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Fact check: Trump keeps making stuff up about Canada | CNN |
| (read) Trump floats renaming Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’ as feud with Canada escalates | CNN |
| (read) Montana man kills 8 family members, Including 4 kids, at Sunday dinner in Billings | CNN |
| (read) I once saw Enes Kanter speak truth to power. Now he only punches down | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump threatens to demolish Kennedy Center if $250m renovation not done | The Guardian |
| (read) Ali G: Who Iz I? trailer reveals return of Sacha Baron Cohen’s prank-playing rudeboy | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump Mulls Renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America.' Canadians Balk at the Idea | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump Floats Renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' as Trade War With Canada Escalates | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Diesel Was Never The Problem - Washington Was! | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump responds to brutal poll numbers with deeply weird conspiracy theory | MSNBC |
| (read) The State Department promised proof of a censorship conspiracy. The plan backfired. | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump eyes renaming Lake Ontario, as his offensive toward Canada turns farcical | MSNBC |
| (read) Victor Mellor’s campaign in Rhode Island making GOP queasy | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump 'has never appreciated' strength of U.S.-Canada's symbiotic relationship: Fmr. Ambassador | MSNBC |
| (read) The Last Word - 8/11/26 | MSNBC |
| (read) Lawrence: SCOTUS, like Natalie Harp, pretends to believe Trump works on ‘election integrity’ | MSNBC |
| (read) Maddow: Trump learns the hard way, 'incompetence has consequences' | MSNBC |
| (read) ‘This is an existential threat’ for Canadians: Trump’s trade war infuriates America’s closest ally | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations | NBC News |
| (read) Man arrested after guillotine is found in pickup truck near Capitol | NBC News |
| (read) Mike Lindell refuses to pay for recount in Minnesota GOP primary, files lawsuit against election officials | NBC News |
| (read) John Oliver Sean Duffy Road Trip Series | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Admin Threatens To Demolish Kennedy Center Unless His Name Is Added To Building | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Inconsolable Over Canada's Refusal To Bend The Knee In Trade War He Started | Huffington Post |
| (read) Megyn Kelly’s Tribute To Dolly Parton Goes South Real Quick: 'Dolly Was Everything You Aren't' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Dr Ben Carson Jokes About Hot Dogs Being Healthy After Real Dog Barks | Huffington Post |
| (read) Weatherman Literally Can't Stop Laughing As Chaos Unfolds On Air | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump’s Trade War Temper Tantrum Leads To Ludicrous Threat — And People Can’t Help But Laugh | Huffington Post |
| (read) Secret Service Aware Of Iranian Video Appearing To Threaten Barron Trump | Huffington Post |
| (read) James Carville Blasts Hakeem Jeffries Over Jared Kushner Meeting: 'F**k These People!' | Huffington Post |
| (read) WSJ Is Dumbfounded By Trump’s Dumb Beef With Canada: It Just 'Got Dumber' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Abdul El-Sayed Asks Jesse Watters If He's Circumcised In Bonkers Exchange | Huffington Post |
| (read) Ontario Premier Doug Ford Spars With Trump As Trade War Escalates: 'Kiss My A**' | Huffington Post |
| (read) Seattle man allegedly targeted governor after telling hospital of murderous plan: docs | Fox News |
| (read) Former news anchor pleads guilty to stabbing mother to death on Halloween | Fox News |
| (read) SoCal man with a guillotine is arrested near U.S. Supreme Court building, police say | LA Times |
| (read) US removes Syria from list of state sponsors of terrorism | BBC |
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