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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Man charged with attempting to assassinate Trump to remain in custody | The Guardian |
| (read) Sexy vibes to vampire doctors! All the wildest fan theories about The Pitt | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump tells Merz to ‘fix his broken country’ in new attack on German chancellor | The Guardian |
| (read) Trump to Newsmax: 'Already Won' Against Iran, but Nuclear Threat Remains | NEWSMAX |
| (read) Trump Didn't Know About SCOTUS Ruling Because He Was Busy With His Ballroom | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Shares New Map Showing The 'Strait Of Trump' And It Doesn’t Chart Well | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Rages At 'Seditious' New York Times In Unhinged Oval Office Rant | Huffington Post |
| (read) Senate Moves Forward With 3 Wildly Unfit Nominees To Be Trump's U.S. Attorneys | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jesse Watters Escorted Away From Queen Camilla After Gun Joke | Huffington Post |
| (read) Comedian Rob Schneider Demands ABC Cancel Jimmy Kimmel For Making Jokes | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump's Wild Claim About His Ability To Be An Astronaut Is Turning Heads | Huffington Post |
| (read) Jimmy Kimmel Torches Trump For ‘Cosplaying Fat John Wick’ In AI Iran Threat Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Claims King Charles 'Would Probably Have Helped' America In Iran | Huffington Post |
| (read) Louisiana grandmother allegedly forced 4-year-old granddaughter to drink lethal amount of whiskey | Fox News |
| (read) Details revealed on where Cole Allen is being held in D.C. jail complex | CBS News |
| (read) Commentary: Fox loses it when Elmo learns Arabic, but can't find the words for Saudi prince's stake in U.S. media | LA Times |
| (read) Cole Tomas Allen, Torrance man accused of trying to kill Trump at press gala, to remain jailed until trial | LA Times |
| (read) US singer D4vd bought tools online to dispose of girl's body, prosecutors allege | BBC |
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