Today's Dumbfuckery

Using AI to hunt down the dumbfuckery in today's headlines

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(read)   Spencer Pratt is a reality star pandering to the LA ego. He could be our next mayor | Dave Schilling The Guardian
(read)   I read Gianni Infantino’s name-dropping, despot-fluffing book so you don’t have to The Guardian
(read)   Team Trump’s latest no-bid contract: $5 million to coat horse statues in gold MSNBC
(read)   The simple detail Bessent struggles to grasp about putting Trump’s face on a $250 bill MSNBC
(read)   Hawaii community feared triple-murder suspect would ‘show up at their house with a machete’ NBC News
(read)   CNN Host Rips Katie Miller’s Claim Of ‘Violent’ Democratic Tweet With Truly Nasty GOP Posts Huffington Post
(read)   Trump Accuses Jill Biden Of Not Doing What 'Any Good Wife Would Do’ In 2024 Debate Huffington Post
(read)   Sen. Mike Lee Just Made The Strangest James Talarico Attack Yet — And It Involves Religious Child Sacrifice Huffington Post
(read)   Look At This Tacky UFC Cage Being Built For Birthday Boy Donald Trump Huffington Post
(read)   She waited for a soulmate who never showed up: ChatGPT users detail AI delusions CBS News
(read)   U.S. Embassy in India launches Trump-themed rickshaws to mark America's 250th birthday NPR

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