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| Current Headlines | News Sources |
|---|---|
| (read) Trump’s answer to shooting at Washington gala: Build the ballroom | MSNBC |
| (read) Trump Says He’s ‘Honored’ By The Assassination Attempts Against Him After WHCD Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Adviser Tries — And Fails — To Hype Up Crowd In Awkward Post-Shooting Move | Huffington Post |
| (read) MAGA World Airballs Over Simple 3-Word Ben Stiller Post | Huffington Post |
| (read) Trump Says He’s ‘Honored’ By The Assassination Attempts Against Him After Latest Shooting | Huffington Post |
| (read) New York woman convicted for throwing dynamite at boyfriend, blowing off his hand as he tried to get rid of it | Fox News |
| (read) 4/26/2026: Shots Fired; Ben Sasse; The Pigeon Mafia | CBS News |
| (read) D.C. gala gunman wrote 'manifesto,' traveled from California before attack, officials say | LA Times |
| (read) Trump rushed off stage after shooting at White House Correspondents' Assn. dinner | LA Times |
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